Carlos Maza

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Carlos Maza is leaving Vox after he claims to be harassed on Twitter for acting like an asshole.

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Carlos Manuel Maza (born 1988), aka Lispy Queer, is a video producer who writes, produces, self identifies as a Taco-Munching Gaybian, and hosts the series "Strikethrough" for the Fake News site Vox Media.

Biography[edit]

Carlos is playing his favorite game on his spare time.

He illegally immigrated to the U.S. in 1988. He currently works for Vox Media, writes his own Wikipedia articles, and owns the Twitter page under the name "Gaywonk". In short, being a whiny Gaybian are his only personality traits.

Steven Crowder[edit]

Steven Crowder is a conservative, straight white male who posts videos onto the JewTube where he "debunks" liberal propaganda. Of these liberal propagandas included Maza's very own ""content"". Maza got upset, until June 2019, when his upsetness had reached a boiling point. He didn't like being called a faggot, despite describing himself in his own Wikipedia article as "openly gay". This was when our brave gay man geared up and took to the Twitters, and complained to JewTube directly. JewTube had surprisingly not caved into the demands of the Twitter warriors for once, stating that their TOS had not been violated. But then, unsurprisingly, Maza got even more upset, and decided to do the same thing over again, expecting different results.

And Different Results He Got[edit]

JewTube had backtracked once they realized they were hurting the fragile Gaybians, and so had demonetized Crowder's entire channel. Then JewTube did what they did best, and began purging many channels with no involvement in the situation. Maza had shown to the world of Twitter that if one simply complains enough, then they will eventually get what they want.

r/The_Donald[edit]

The very day of the Democratic debates, The Donald subreddit was quarantined for "promoting violence against Oregon police." This is despite the obvious fact that most conservatives actively support police officers and there is no current evidence supporting this claim. Also, this whole ordeal happened just days after our favorite gay mexican ranted on Twitter about how r/The_Donald is racist -- or something. Ended up bringing huge traffic to the sub anyway.

Cuckoldry[edit]

Like all soy-drinking beta male allies from the social justice movement, Reddit-favicon.gif Carlos Maza confirmed on Reddit that Archive today-ico.png he's a cuck.

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