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Lulz and drama from the Black Death[edit]

"Few events in history have evoked such extremes of human behavior as the medieval plague. There was the horrendous brutality of the Flagellants, who trampled the roads of Europe, flailing their half-naked bodies and murdering Jews, and the sweet selflessness of the sisters of Hôtel-Dieu, who sacrificed their own lives to care for the plague victims of Paris."

From "John Kelly-The Great Mortality_ An Intimate History of the Black Death, the Most Devastating Plague of All Time-Harper Perennial (2006).mobi" (the previous paragraph is important and relevant to the above quote).  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 01:37, 19 January 2018 (EST)

Former Baywatch Babe, Nicole Eggert Accuses Scott Baio Of Molesting Her[edit]

Scott Baio replies saying it was consensual and she asked for it

I have no clue why she's climbing on the #MeToo band wagon

Hagibor (talk) 00:19, 1 February 2018 (EST)

Coffee Shops In Cali Might Have To Carry Cancer Warnings[edit]


Coffee may cause cancer so there needs to be a warning but we're still waiting to see a warning come with breathing California's air

Hagibor (talk) 00:07, 1 February 2018 (EST)

Weed Lube[edit]

Weed lube, women claim that it gives them more epic, explosive orgasms.

Hagibor (talk) 23:51, 8 February 2018 (EST)

Bullshit Justice[edit]

You have to agree that the Justice System is fucked up when a former MLB pitcher, Esteban Loaiza, only has to ante up a $200,000 in bail for geing caught with over 22 kilos, 44 pounds, of cocaine and heroin.

If that was you or me, we'd be getting charged as a dealer or a supplier and be hit with a 7 digit bail.

He turned snitch.

Hagibor (talk) 12:51, 12 February 2018 (EST)

More Bullshit Justice[edit]

Steve Wilkos, who always demands Draconian punishments and for men to nut up and take what's lega lly coming to them is crying for leniancy and asking that his drunk driving charges be dropped.


Hagibor (talk) 05:01, 4 April 2018 (UTC)

NBC News reports that suffering a large loss of your personal fortune may shorten your life[edit]


Is this including the An heroing and family execution that happens shortly after a commodieties broker decides to short silver and loses everything as it goes up in price?

Hagibor (talk) 05:06, 4 April 2018 (UTC)

Zombie Racoons[edit]

Zombie Racoons are terrorizing Youngstown, Ohio.

Hagibor (talk) 21:42, 7 April 2018 (UTC)

To piss off the libtards[edit]

You should post Happy Birthday Hitler: Keeping with the spirit of it, we're going to get baked."

Unlike other sites you can get away with it on the ironic level because it was suggested by a ✡Jew✡

Hagibor (talk) 07:07, 20 April 2018 (UTC)

Teen called racist for wearing a dress[edit]

go here

A teen is called a racist and accused of cultural appropriation for wearing a Chinese Style dress that has been in style with white Wimmins ever sense the chinks came to San Francisco and started their laundries and cat shelters, I mean restaurants.

So I guess the melting pot idea is dead or appropriation is only ok when it's a black man wearing a Russian Ushanka or a Mexican chick wearing a Russian Sarafan as a sun dress.

Hagibor (talk) 04:18, 1 May 2018 (UTC)

Wimmins bloody holes contribute to plastic polution[edit]


Hagibor (talk) 08:09, 1 May 2018 (UTC)

Wesly willis words of wisdom[edit]

Suck a European bison's smelly ass Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream Suck a hyena's spermy dick Suck a cheetah's dick Sefus23(talk)


Thanks to our Great god emperor unemployment falls to 18 year low in May

Hagibor (talk) 07:36, 2 June 2018 (UTC)

Michael Moore says Our Great god emperor is a genius[edit]

"Donald Trump is a genius"


Michael Moore

Hagibor (talk) 05:57, 4 June 2018 (UTC)

Video about the "Code Witch" making the open source community even worse[edit]

Satanic OTO SJW "Code Witch" & Google / TEDx says respect pedos or be "enforced"


Video about the "Code Witch" making the open source community even worse

--TotoDude1902 (talk) 01:13, 26 June 2018 (UTC)

John Wayne[edit]

"I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility. I don't believe in giving authority and positions of leadership and judgment to irresponsible people. " -John Wayne https://pages.shanti.virginia.edu/Wild_Wild_Cold_War/files/2011/11/John_Wayne_Playboy_Int2.pdf Caku (talk) 16:34, 19 February 2019 (UTC)

Set for the 22nd. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 22:22, 19 February 2019 (UTC)
Upon looking, it seems that was actually already QotN on the 12th. Got any other good John Wayne quotes about negroes? — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 22:29, 19 February 2019 (UTC)