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Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.


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Police.gif Don't archive this section, simply delete resolved entries.
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)

  1. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  2. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  3. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
  4. Serenity, currently a redirect to Firefly
  5. White Girls Fuck Dogs: currently a redirect to Whitney Wisconsin - new meme
  6. Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theories - covering notable conspiratards and etc
  7. Inauguration of Donald Trump - massive protests, riots (see DisruptJ20) and drama, spawning new carl the cucks like Luke Crywalker.
  8. Kellyanne Conway - how is she not a rapidly-growing article already?
  9. Ben Fritz - Twitter is tearing this guy a new asshole. He is the guy who wrote the pewdiepie article that lost him his contract for making nazi jokes. Turns out he is a hypocrite (surprize!), Twitter is tearing him a new asshole and trying to get him fired for making mazi jokes himself.
  10. Shadow Brokers L33T hax0rs
  11. The Internet Of Things - How are we ignoring this? Sure, hook your fridge, car, lighting, TV, and central heating up to the internet. What could possibly go wrong?
  12. Hate speech: a crime in certain shithole countries, the concept of punishing people for hate speech is gaining a foothold in America.
  13. Adpocalypse: YouTube's new content guidelines for monetization, sometimes applied arbitrarily.
  14. Louis Farrakhan or Nation of Islam. Some drama with Women's March organizer Linda Sarsour and now some Democrats too. He says lulzy things about the Jews and claims white people were created in a lab by a scientist named Yakub. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 07:30, 8 March 2018 (UTC)
  15. Kalergi Plan, a totally not crazy theory of the ultimate fate of a certain race. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 12:59, 4 January 2019 (UTC)
  16. MAGA hat. There have now been several violent or lulzy events around this particular hat. it's either a meme or a meme component, and now that people are comparing it to the swastika, it seems logical to have an article on the object that launched a thousand hurt butts. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 05:16, 23 January 2019 (UTC)

Mainpage lag[edit]

I can't be alone in noticing that the POTN for Oct 13th is still on display, despite IRL being halfway through Oct 14th. This only seems to happen with political POTNs relating to the Trump administration.
Is there something we should be told?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 16:54, 14 October 2018 (UTC)
As if by magic, I see it's now been updated. Who pulled what lever to make this happen?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 17:39, 14 October 2018 (UTC)
i reckon it updated at 1700, about six minutes after you posted here. it seems to update for me at 5pm, ymmv. :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:25, 16 October 2018 (UTC)
I reckon you're mistaken. As of just a few minutes ago, the mainpage went from displaying the XOTNs for Oct 22, to displaying the XOTNs for Oct 24. The XOTNs for Oct 23 never appeared at all. Computers don't lose count, and the Twilight Zone doesn't exist, so this was done deliberately by someone with access to the site's backend.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:56, 24 October 2018 (UTC)
you're probably right. :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 06:37, 31 October 2018 (UTC)
Not me, I'm mainly offline these days. A lot of personal shit to sort out  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 20:59, 31 October 2018 (UTC)

Reinstalling Extension:RandomSelection[edit]

The background-color on the Vaporwave page used to be selected by {{User:Meepsheep/Vaporwave/colors}} on each page load, but I noticed that the template was broken. The template made use of the <choose> tags, which are used by the MediaWiki extension Extension:RandomSelection. I checked Special:Version and sure enough, there's no RandomSelection extension installed.

Figuring it was once previously installed, would it be possible for a sysop to reinstall the extension? It would be cool to see again on the site!
MW2 weed emblem.png MW2 weed title background.pngMW2UTUBER (talk) 10:05, 19 October 2018 (UTC)
I second that. I wrote some other shit, that kinda randomizes. Over on the LeafyIsHere page. It's gay and complicated and shit. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:43, 19 October 2018 (UTC)
Ask and you shall recieve  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 20:41, 31 October 2018 (UTC)

Jim References ED In LiveStream[edit]

For those that missed it...

Near the end, he talks about Cobalt and "Shit Rat" is former ED admin Schnookums. There's gonna be another livestream tomorrow with more stuff. Maybe even a reference to Cobalt's... uh... "preferences"...


Young, flat, and shaved... draw your own conclusions. --LazyAssKicker (talk) 06:11, 22 October 2018 (UTC)

  • lmao are you still here (but while you are here give timestamps for when he talks about cobalt and schnookums) SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 21:39, 22 October 2018 (UTC)
06:26, 22 October 2018 Cobaltcat (talk | contribs | ræp) blocked LazyAssKicker (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Fuck off Matthew) • MJ2.0 (Talk) 22:40, 22 October 2018 (UTC)
The timestamp is around 1h37min. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 04:58, 23 October 2018 (UTC)

here it is, queued up to 01:37:45. :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 04:56, 24 October 2018 (UTC)

Fixed the video, :^) Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:04, 24 October 2018 (UTC)
This guy has a quarter million subscribers? For reading out other people's internet posts, padding his delivery with very long pauses, and laughing at his own mediocre jokes (which he then repeats, to make sure you've heard them properly)? All while doing such minimal video work that it might as well be a podcast? Holy crap, why aren't we doing anything with ED's channel? We could wipe the floor with this sort of no-mark.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:16, 9 November 2018 (UTC)
it's essentially hospital radio - only without those heartfelt last requests for dying loved ones. • MJ2.0 (Talk) 08:38, 9 November 2018 (UTC)
At least hospital patients have the excuse that they are trapped in one building, most likely confined to their beds, and will try anything to take their minds off the gloom and despair of surgical interventions following serious injury or illness.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 17:48, 9 November 2018 (UTC)
Who is this Cobaltcated? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:56, 9 November 2018 (UTC)

ED is fucking slow[edit]

The site's running slower than my botched coathanger abortion. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 03:35, 23 October 2018 (UTC)

  • Because of madness  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 20:38, 31 October 2018 (UTC)

Unprotect Template:Columbine[edit]

I wanted to edit Template:Columbine to include the Russian Columbine copycat Vladislav Roslyakov in the list, but a certain dead retard arbitrarily protected the page back in 2016. Could a sysop please unprotect the page?
MW2 weed emblem.png MW2 weed title background.pngMW2UTUBER (talk) 21:55, 30 October 2018 (UTC) Edited 21:56, 30 October 2018 (UTC)
done • MJ2.0 (Talk) 00:39, 31 October 2018 (UTC)

TMZ (AKA giant shitstorm that needs to be stopped)[edit]

Removed for brevity  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 00:32, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

ED is screwed[edit]

Look at Temporary measures, below  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 00:12, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

update on the donny long situation[edit]

User talk:Iwillstopnow according to the bottom post, the faggot who is really causing the massive shabazz-rivaling vandalism is eddie dizal. should we delete his page so he will fuck off (and maybe bring back the donny long page)?I need a double cheese burger! Don’t be scared! So no hot pepper! Also don’t forget to coke! (visit hell) 23:09, 1 November 2018 (UTC)

Done  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 00:12, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

Temporary measures[edit]

Due to the fact we have two madmen going to war over their respective articles and vandalizing website (misters D and E), I've removed both articles, purged images, blacklisted redirects etc. New users (registered in the last 7 days) can only make 2 edits per minute, or create one page per minute. Registrations are temporarily closed. Waiting on hipcrime to send me info regarding the group settings he wants, and I'll install some anti vandalism extensions.

Articles were shit, and don't warrant all the time we need to spend cleaning up vandalism because of them  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 00:11, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

  • i would like to note that even after you deleted the eddie dizal article, donny (as "BUGMENOTHOMO") vandalized every page (as well as my talk page and someones user page) that he could find on R/C. i could tell that he was going through R/C again because he blanked SuperMarioLogan, a page which was being edited properly just mere minutes before he created the BUGMENOTHOMO accountI need a double cheese burger! Don’t be scared! So no hot pepper! Also don’t forget to coke! (visit hell) 00:17, 2 November 2018 (UTC)
Ban all his socks, revert vandalism. Reg's closed for now. I'll setup a bot during the weekend to prevent blanking vandalism.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 00:21, 2 November 2018 (UTC)
I protected the Donny Long article against creation just in case until then, dunno if it's ever gonna be restored with the crazy bastards waiting to do dumb shit, but until it is, that should help. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 11:58, 2 November 2018 (UTC)
for SeeBeen: okay I will look at the way our Special:ListGroupRights are, and compare them with other small/medium wikis. EDitors used to be able to move pages and protect them, unless I am misremembering which is possible. while I am doing that, anyone with ideas or a wishlist for userrights please post them here. it will help me a lot. I am thinking of User:Oblique, User:JuniusThaddeus (yes yes I know), and probably User:Meepsheep, and anyone with ideas. more soon. :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 02:32, 2 November 2018 (UTC)
i think simply restoring move-page and protect-page rights for EDitors should be good enough but maybe not, because there are times when the sysops aren't awake during vandalism and wake up to a huge mess. any input is welcomed, in the meantime i will DM Meepsheep on Twitter. :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 05:44, 5 November 2018 (UTC)
okay SeeBeen: Meepsheep is busy IRL and will be for a little while. what would be nice is to have EDitor at least do what it did before, like rollback, page protection, page moving, and autopatrolled. at least for now. i see "staff" is a new group, maybe assign the ability to block to certain users, unbundling the sysop group of rights in a way. for now that's all i got, but at least restoring the rights EDitors had before the MediaWiki upgrade. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 23:20, 8 November 2018 (UTC)

Seebeen how come you have time to post here but not reply to my messages or do the things i paid you to do --Likeicare (talk) 05:44, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

ED was down  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 08:44, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

For a month and a half? --Likeicare (talk) 08:46, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

You might want to also delete the talk pages e.g. Talk:Eddie Dzial, otherwise they might show up again on those.MrStrong (talk) 14:35, 3 November 2018 (UTC)


What do you think about using this extension: https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Moderation It's called moderation, and it could stop new users from wreaking havoc.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 10:15, 3 November 2018 (UTC)

Approving each edit sounds like a pain in the ass. It would eat up time, slow down coverage of breaking news, and build legal risks for moderators. We would have to change our disclaimer, since the moderation extension would break the legal basis for things like "Each contributor of encyclopediadramatica.rs holds full rights and responsibilities for materials they personally publish via this encyclopediadramatica.rs web site. By use of this site, you accept and recognize this qualification and indemnify not only the owner of encyclopediadramatica.rs but also all other contributors to encyclopediadramatica.rs from any legal action" and "please pursue your remedies against that poster as encyclopediadramatica.rs is not responsible for their words." The moderator extension would create collective responsibility for anything that happens. How about we use Extension:ConfirmAccount instead? Approving accounts is simpler than approving each edit. The spammers I have seen tend to use the same pattern with usernames. I need a double cheese burger! Don’t be scared! So no hot pepper! Also don’t forget to coke! (visit hell) 11:02, 3 November 2018 (UTC)
This sounds nice, we can also use Extension:ConfirmEdit to further curb on newbie vandalism.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 12:22, 3 November 2018 (UTC)

Rome Viharo[edit]

There's no point in having Rome Viharo's article here that was repeatedly deleted and isn't funny. He's not noticeable and I also recently submitted a request to remove his RationalWiki article. I appreciate if you could delete it; JuniusThaddeus also asked for it to be deleted.MrStrong (talk) 14:06, 3 November 2018 (UTC)

Whether or not you would appreciate it is not important to anyone except you. So be quiet.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 18:53, 3 November 2018 (UTC)

Thousand Oaks Bar Shooting[edit]

Who wants to start this article? I don't feel like doing it. It's becoming the normal and sometimes we can't even keep up with the quota. -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 15:24, 8 November 2018 (UTC)

Think you've put your finger on it, there. When mass shootings are almost everyday occurrences, a mass shooting has to have some extra pizzazz to make it ED-worthy. Not heard anything interneteresting about this one yet, but perhaps it'll turn out to be notable. Perhaps we need a page briefly summarising the "also-rans" of shootings for each calendar year? (Say, one para each).
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 16:44, 8 November 2018 (UTC)

Problems with my article[edit]

Most ED articles seem to be satirical with at least some underlying truth; in contrast my article was created by some people trolls e.g. Mikemikev who have a grudge against me and wrote nothing but lies and smears.

-- I'm not and have never been asexual, mentally ill, psychotic, a Nazi, an ethno-nationalist, a anti-pornography activist, SJW, Antifa etc. It's a 100% fake biography written to negatively influence web searches of my name. Furthermore, large sections of the article aren't me, e.g. the TombRaiderForums from 2006, Army Men 3d etc. None of that stuff is even mine. Also people can simply find me on Twitter to see I'm none of these things. I've since had many people become confused by the ED article, since what they are reading is nothing like me.MrStrong (talk) 11:28, 11 November 2018 (UTC)

You're still a faggot, though. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 12:10, 11 November 2018 (UTC)

All Clear?[edit]

I think D and E have finally fucked off by now (thank Sidecar, Seebeen, Hipcrime, GirlOnInternet, and anyone else I didnt mention by name.) It might be safe to enable account creation again, but I want to run it by the staff just to triple-check. Yellowbird (talk) 09:00, 14 November 2018 (UTC)

Lol you want to run it by the staff? And what would you do if you didnt feel like running it by the staff? --Likeicare (talk) 02:12, 19 November 2018 (UTC)

Yo, is it safe to open the joint back up yet? Yellowbird (talk) 07:15, 4 December 2018 (UTC)

Speed it up, lazy faggots, I'm losing my boner. Yellowbird (talk) 01:23, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

Who’s D & E? Dick and Emigrant? -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 03:16, 12 December 2018 (UTC)I

You Are Doing It Completely Fucking Wrong[edit]

This is the mainpage aotn/potn juxtaposition today:

Mainpage potn clusterfuck (nov 15, 2018).png

Seriously? If you want to write a screed of text about something topical, do it as AOTN.

What's even sillier about this unholy mess is that there was no AOTN set when this abortion was set as POTN anyway. Yes, I'm talking to you. You know who you are!

Next cunt that pulls this shit, gets a spanking.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 04:19, 15 November 2018 (UTC)


You deleted the Eddy Dzial and Donny Long articles, I would appreciate if you could delete mine. The article about me is 100% smears and lies written by Mikemikev.MrStrong (talk) 17:34, 19 November 2018 (UTC)

HA HA HA HA Vigilant's Vagoo (talk) 00:55, 22 November 2018 (UTC)

Question about cwc[edit]

I haven't been keeping up with him. What's this dimensional conversion schtick?

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 04:27, 20 November 2018 (UTC)



The furries OWN US ALL AND WE ARE ALL FUCKED AND DOOMED Vigilant's Vagoo (talk) 00:57, 22 November 2018 (UTC)

Black History Month[edit]

Earlier this year we had some fun by dedicating nearly all of the otNs in March (a.k.a. Women's History Month) to highlighting just how awful women are. I'm thinking it would be funny if we do the same with February (a.k.a. Black History Month) in 2019. Any thoughts on this? I know it's still 2 months away, but it never hurts to be prepared - especially when black people are involved. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 06:47, 30 November 2018 (UTC)

We can start enhancing pages about black crimes. The internet has lots of pics and vids about our black I mean African American brothers. We wuz kangs is solid too. Even Soulja Boy, Rihanna with her abusive boyfriend, etc... -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 16:06, 30 November 2018 (UTC)

Dindu nuffin, you fucking racist bigots. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:09, 30 November 2018 (UTC)
We don't have enough articles on black person to fill a whole month.
PS, I am blind.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 17:17, 30 November 2018 (UTC)
February's a short month and we already have articles on important black people such as Shaun King, Rachel Dolezal, Eminem and TsimFuckis. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 17:49, 30 November 2018 (UTC)
"February's a short month" - black person don even get gibs a proper munf. Your plan is wonderful, and we must make a concerted effort to produce a series of mainpages that make readers flinch to behold them.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 19:01, 30 November 2018 (UTC)
  • Barbaric
  • Lazy
  • Apathetic
  • Cowardly
  • Kaffirs
• MJ2.0 (Talk) 19:54, 30 November 2018 (UTC)
Nobody In God's Green Earth Respects Simians.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 20:39, 30 November 2018 (UTC)
• MJ2.0 (Talk) 21:47, 30 November 2018 (UTC)

We could use Street soldier, Prison, Chikins, Nigger, Crips, Crack and Detroit.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 01:15, 1 December 2018 (UTC)

    • MJ2, remember when Ice-T used to rap about shooting cops before he started playing them?

That's a sell-out black person.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 01:20, 1 December 2018 (UTC)

Just Exterminate Whole Species
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:22, 1 December 2018 (UTC)
(Incidentally, for some reason the mainpage has updated the POTN but not the AOTN, so we have the Dec 1 "Santa Kike" pic but not your Dec 1 "Hanukkah" lead-in that it was meant to accompany. I have no idea why this has happened, or even how it is possible.)
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:31, 1 December 2018 (UTC)
Because some dipshit fucked up and the page was named December_01 instead of December_1. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 01:39, 1 December 2018 (UTC)
Well caught, that lass.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 02:08, 1 December 2018 (UTC)
I knew what was wrong immediately since it happened a month or so ago too. Took me a while to figure it out that first time though. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 05:38, 1 December 2018 (UTC)
Got it, so no zero before single digits.  Must break habit.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 08:09, 1 December 2018 (UTC)

Does this site support mp4s and how do I link them[edit]

This file


Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 01:45, 17 December 2018 (UTC)

Go to Upload Wizard. It says .mp4 is a compatible file type. Yellowbird (talk) 01:59, 17 December 2018 (UTC)
A long time ago this site could even play back mp4's.. Technically it still can, but not files uploaded by the uploader. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:56, 17 December 2018 (UTC)
the file is uploaded and plays, cuntpaste the title (File:5aad1ab258461-460w2.mp4) into 'Search' and click 'Original file' • MJ2.0 (Talk) 02:54, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
  • Zaiger's article has embedded .mp4s, so to swipe the code Oddguy used produces:

hopefully this helps. it also reminds me that i need to fix 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick one of these days (unless one of you guys want to do it for me). :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:45, 19 December 2018 (UTC)

  • Thanks hipcrime

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 01:32, 20 December 2018 (UTC)

Abd lomax[edit]

Abd Lomax is a notorious troll who gets into feuds with people and spends his life harassing them by writing attack blogs. When someone though compiles a list of information about his antics and trolling and all the websites that have banned him he tries to remove it like he is now: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Abd/Trolling_the_troll&action=history

Isn't removing posts like this on this wiki, a bannable offence?MrStrong (talk) 16:54, 19 December 2018 (UTC)

Here's what Lomax doesn't want mentioned and is trying to hide:

  • The removal shown is of useless repetitive posts in my user space. I do not absolutely own my user space, but mostly I have the right to decide what stays there and what doesn't. If not, let me know, so I can alter my behavior. MrStrong has created Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax, the talk page there, User:MrStrong/Trolling the troll [link corrected], and the Talk page there, and is filling them -- and this page, and others -- with obsessive repetition of all these claims. It's true: Oliver D. Smith (MrStrong) is insane, and this is accurate: User:MrStrong. --Abd (talk) 20:30, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
A lot of psychological projection about your own insanity. Unlike you I've never made bizarre legal threats that never happen:
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax/Archive1#Laughable_legal_threats_by_troll_harasser_Abd_Lomax MrStrong (talk) 20:53, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
I've also unlike you not been divorced 7 times. You're an absolute psycho your wives even left you.MrStrong (talk) 20:57, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
  • Hipcrime noticed the blatant error in the MrStrong/Trolling the troll page and deleted it and the Talk page, but, again, Oliver continues with spamming irrelevant accusations. I've been married and divorced. Amicably, by the way. What does this have to do with the request here? If anyone else has questions about any of his claims, ask me. Most of them are lies or highly deceptive. Otherwise I'm not going to continue multiplying words endlessly for no purpose. I don't use the word "liar" loosely, but Smith lies, over and over, again and again, has been doing it for many years, and h's been busted so many times for it that it's amazing any pieces of him are still connected. --Abd (talk) 22:37, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
  • i moved the page without leaving a redirect as a matter of routine maintenance. and yes Abd is correct, users can pretty much control what is in their userspace (unless it's spam or illegal etc). -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 23:15, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
(ec with below) I didn't notice the move, though it was obvious. That's one of the effects of being over 70, one may to notice stuff. There are compensations. Yes, thanks, about user space rights. Some wikis even give users admin on their own user space. Quora allows users to delete the comments of others on their Answers. (The redirect could have been created or not, I've seen that go both ways. I think that since there was an incoming reference, I'd have left a redirect. Not necessary now.) --Abd (talk) 01:10, 20 December 2018 (UTC)
    • @Lomax, You're too dumb to get it. I was poking fun at your lies I'm "insane" when you clearly are. Being divorced 7 times shows what type of person you are -- a clearly deranged individual. Extra lolcow content for then spending your time offering people relationship advice on Quora. What the hell would you know when you've had 7 failed marriages?
I was something like 20 when I first had sex... So I've been married seven times, and I'm currently not married. Only three of those marriages were legally registered, to make that clear.


Lomax, divorced 7 times yet offers his useless relationships advice on Quora

MrStrong (talk) 23:26, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
Who said I have seven failed marriages? I had seven *successful* marriages. I got to be close to and intimate with seven beautiful women (fun!), and to have five children with one and adopt two with another (work, but more fun!). Each wife was different (and the marriages ended in different ways, but I am on good terms with them). By most rules, I Won. And everything passes, one way or another.
Oliver is about to find out what happens when you dedicate your life to being a troll. He has probably received the papers by now.
This is genuine lolcow: a demented retard who thinks he's not incel because "anti-natalist," has opinions about my qualifications to give relationship advice. Those relationships and much more, including study and training, give me a practical background from which to have fun answering questions, and my answers are sought and appreciated and upvoted, and I'm followed by people I consider the best writers on Quora, which is saying something.
Now, MrStrong is on Quora. Oliver D. Smith. So, hey, if you want to know how to keep from sinking into the ocean, ask him! Wait! What he knows about is sinking into the ocean, or really, old moldy stories about it, not staying away from that.
More to the point, his profile also lists expertise in Mythical Creatures, so you could ask him about trolls, he's obviously an expert. --Abd (talk) 23:28, 29 December 2018 (UTC)

All of the shit of Wikipedia ends up on here. This is the turd bucket of the WMF. Vigilant's Vagoo (talk) 07:42, 11 January 2019 (UTC)

Glitchy new template (WebCite)[edit]

Can anyone tell me what I'm doing wrong, with this template?

When I slot in the page identifier string (e.g., this bit: http://www.webcitation.org/750yAgCTN), the template forms correctly and links to the right site, but it always gives webcitation's 404.

I'm stumped. It would be good to fix it, because then we have a go-to for non-waybackable pages.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:19, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
How about now? — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 03:48, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
Webcite favicon.png IT WORKS AT LAST! Thank you! How did you fix it? It was driving me barmy.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 04:08, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
It seems it was the "&eurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page" part at the end of the URLs causing them to 404. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 04:30, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
I don't understand that at all. It works in other templates, so why not in that one? Too much for my feeble brain. Thanks again.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 04:35, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
The "&eurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page" is part of a query string that will define the variable eurl with the content "http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page" so the site can then use that variable. A quick search seems to suggest that YouTube and some other faggy video sites actually use such a variable - but WebCite doesn't, and the inclusion of it in the URL makes it so they can't properly route the request and end up showing a 404 page instead. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 05:01, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
Shut up, dumb cunt, and get back in the kitchen. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 06:49, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
OK. What do you want in your sandwiches?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 12:07, 29 December 2018 (UTC)

You Are Doing It Completely (Etc.) II[edit]

This just appeared on the front page. All editors (but two in particular), please take a minute to familiarise yourself with this, and ensure that nothing like it ever appears on the mainpage again, ever, cross your heart and hope to die.
Make sure its visual ugliness doesn't stop you reading it properly as well
Seriously? Like, seriously seriously? Next time something like the above atrocity is shat out in public, the shit-doer will find themselves shat upon. From a great height.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:45, 30 December 2018 (UTC)
This is such an invitation to vandalize the Main Page. Looks like no special privileges are needed, all it takes is a normal amount of inattention, with a really effed up system with maintenance-nightmare archiving. But maybe I'm too old. Maybe there is some magic behind the scenes to prevent this. Maybe the Easter Bunny is real. Maybe public irritation and vague threats will prevent it. Maybe a certain administrator has methods of shitting on anonymous users using open proxies. From a great height. For the lulz.
And maybe it's been fixed by hidden edits. Really? --Abd (talk) 13:04, 30 December 2018 (UTC)
And maybe, just maybe, you've got bats in your belfry.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 13:07, 30 December 2018 (UTC)
That could be seen as trolling for a demonstration. If I GAF. What does my belfry and its assortment of flying mammals have to do with this? I see nothing in place to prevent this from happening again. Actually, I have rats, not bats. Rat droppings are preferable in a belfry to bat guano. But they rhyme. --Abd (talk) 14:46, 30 December 2018 (UTC)
There is nothing to prevent it from happening again, except the determination of ED contributors not to let it happen again. Wikis are collaborative projects. In my book, "collaboration" includes not carelessly making more work for other people, even on a wiki as ramshackle and uncoordinated as this one. So yeah, if someone wants to write something for the mainpage, they should be putting in the effort to make sure it's fit for public consumption. I don't think this is an unreasonable or disproportionate thing to expect.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 20:38, 30 December 2018 (UTC)
Definitely. Nobody will put beans up their nose if we simply expect reasonable behavior, while showing any self-respecting teenage user exactly how not to put beans up their nose, or, more to the point, beans up the main page's nose. And creating such prominent clues, instead of actually fixing the system, is a brilliant way to save everyone's time, by making it clear what is reasonable, as can be expected from a dumb fuck. The only reason I have not therefore vandalized the Main Page is that I DGAF. Fortunately, I have no investment here, this is all for the lulz and isn't that the purpose of ED? --Abd (talk) 22:41, 1 January 2019 (UTC)
Concern Troll Is No Concern Of Mine.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 22:58, 1 January 2019 (UTC)


i was editing the dame pesos article and found something odd. when a pipe is put to the word "YouTube", instead of a pipe, it removes the word entirely (for example, ~YouTube~, if i am correct there should be nothing between the two tildes, see the source code to verify that i actually typed it if you want).
this doesn't only happen on these two pages either, for some reason the yt pipe is removed on all pages, a really obvious example being the ytseries template where it simply says "X is part of a series on." instead of what it should say, which of course is "X is part of a series on YouTube.".
it even happens on the search results page, look up "YouTube" to find pages containing the words and it simply says There is a page named "" on this wiki. See also the other search results found. and it removes the link to yt?
is this only happening on my computer or what? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 22:46, 30 December 2018 (UTC)

I can see the word "YouTube" between the two tildes; the {{ytseries}} template appears to have the word "YouTube" in the position where it should be; and the Special:Search function does return results containing the word "YouTube", just as one might expect.
So, even though finding one counter-example is as minimal as it gets, I think the problem must be local to you. Do you know any exorcists?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 00:04, 31 December 2018 (UTC)
  • weird, i false alarm i guess. i may need to look into that exorcism. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 01:06, 31 December 2018 (UTC)
  • The power of Christ compels you

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 23:18, 31 December 2018 (UTC)

They're baaaaack...[edit]

Two new anti-"Eddie Dz**l" sockpuppets registered in the last hour or so. We're going to need a bigger boat.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 16:06, 1 January 2019 (UTC)
  • stand at the edge of the boat for scale. I need a picture.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 19:10, 1 January 2019 (UTC)

Here, you can have this one:
Jews 3 in 3D.jpg

СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 23:05, 1 January 2019 (UTC)

  • I laughed

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 23:09, 1 January 2019 (UTC)

I had a feeling this would happen. Redirect them to the forums, let's see what happens. Yellowbird (talk) 05:23, 2 January 2019 (UTC)

Golden Ipod[edit]

Can we have an award made for Chloe Sagal if no one else puts their 2 cents in?

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 23:10, 1 January 2019 (UTC)

Featured article January 11 and 12, 2019[edit]

HaGibor literally created this article – a horribly-written crap stub that shouldn't have left his userspace – and decided it was front page material within the same day. Why?
MW2 weed emblem.png MW2 weed title background.pngMW2UTUBER (talk) 18:40, 8 January 2019 (UTC)
Because HaGibor's autistic and can't write for shit. The story, however, is definitely feature material if the article is spiffed up a little. I'll try improving it later. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 19:01, 8 January 2019 (UTC)

AOTN:Kero The Wolf[edit]

Why is Kero set as AOTN for Feb 10, when he's already AOTN for Jan 9 & 10? (Asking in case there is a sensible explanation.)
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 20:59, 8 January 2019 (UTC)

HEY!!! Dammit[edit]

Someone add the following to the gallery in the Mikemikev article (IT'S LOCKED)

Do this and I'll give u even more insulting pics of mike okay? Vigilant's Vagoo (talk) 07:39, 11 January 2019 (UTC)

Good job on uploading a duplicate of an image that already appears at the very top of the article. I added the rest to the gallery. Not sure why you wouldn't just upload all of them and save time for everyone.
MW2 weed emblem.png MW2 weed title background.pngMW2UTUBER (talk) 03:18, 12 January 2019 (UTC)
Someone's creating new ones and yoou will get them as they are uploaded to the forum, TY and haveaniceday Vigilant's Vagoo (talk) 23:51, 12 January 2019 (UTC)

Breath of Fire PotN[edit]

A while back, I remember there being a PotN that was a screenshot of Breath of Fire where the text was mentioning Zog, does anyone remember when that image was featured or who uploaded it? I want to find it for the article I'm making for the game. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 19:32, 14 January 2019 (UTC)

try looking [1] • MJ2.0 (Talk) 20:27, 14 January 2019 (UTC)
Tried that, but I don't remember when it was featured. I went all the way back to 2015 but couldn't find it. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 21:39, 14 January 2019 (UTC)
pre 2015 is fkn ages ago, who remembers that shit? • MJ2.0 (Talk) 21:57, 14 January 2019 (UTC)
>cue autism


Last awarded June 2017 to Onideus... Nigga plz • MJ2.0 (Talk) 22:21, 14 January 2019 (UTC)

I propose stripping the blubbery brigand of his honor, he probably bribed or blackmailed someone to get it in the first place. So we can draw a line under that ghastly frightfulness and reboot the award.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:54, 16 January 2019 (UTC)
the point was it's been a long time (been a long time, been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time) since it was awarded to anybody... but yeah, I don't disagree. • MJ2.0 (Talk) 07:00, 16 January 2019 (UTC)
You ought to try reading to the end of the sentence more often. Anyway, Onideus is now un-VD'ed and since you're the one whingeing about it, you can nominate the first of the new generation.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 21:26, 16 January 2019 (UTC)
While we're on the subject, it should also be mentioned that AlGore and ziggler have also had their VDs revoked. Why not give them a dishonorable mention? Yellowbird (talk) 21:45, 16 January 2019 (UTC)

more stupid pics of Mikemikev[edit]

all from the FOTY thread and all own work/fair use/etc Vigilant's Vagoo (talk) 00:26, 16 January 2019 (UTC)

Request to delete Mikemikev photo[edit]

Before Mikemikev was banned from EDF he changed his forum avatar to a family member of mine. Mikemikev has been cyberstalking and harassing my family for several years and is now apparently impersonating them by using their photos on his accounts. I'd appreciate if this image that was copied got removed or did not include the avatar. Thanks.

My main concern is like me, my family don't share any of Mikemikev's deranged beliefs. He made over a 1000 posts on EDF posting white supremacist content and death threats. All his crazy posts are now being associated with my family members since he's using their photos on his accounts.Tenchu (talk) 23:55, 16 January 2019 (UTC)

Fuck off, Oliver.СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 00:37, 17 January 2019 (UTC)
Hi this is Oliver and Darryl Smith and we're here to talk about online harassment. Oliver and Darryl Smith (talk) 14:06, 21 January 2019 (UTC)