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Esskeetiland AKA Assplurgian Balkans Unification is a country in Europe made up by WillBound216 to spread his love for Splatoon & Earthbound, the country is just the Balkans but Will hijacked it and it is now his toy-box. It was founded in 2018 for fun because nothing says fun like making a country out of an existing region in Europe, WillBound used to live in Georgia but since he was so sick and tired of the Cultural Marxists he made his own country.
According to what I have gathered from WillBound, Esskeetiland is a
country created as a new country within Europe (Europe is now just essentially Esskeetiland) new country on Earth 2 in the year 2018. Inkopolis is added as a city in the country along with some other shit. William lowers the age of consent in Leanika & Inkopolis to 14 because he wants to fuck the inklings. Japan grows in size after getting land from China. Will's AU Jeff of course has to be the new leader of Japan cause Jeff is a """Weeb""" and must force Anime into Japan. The USA is taken over by some SJW Transnigger chick which leads up to drama between Jeff and Jesse which happens after Jesse says that Jeff is homophobic. This escalates to a war between Japan and USA, Again. That is pretty much it besides frequent "terrorist attacks" from Willeve355 (Will's past self).
|Mentally Born||1374 AD (age 672)|
|Physically Born||May 20, 1994 AD (age 25)|
|Occupation||Contoller, Watcher, Crazy Uncle, Crack Addict, Aspie.|
|Current location||Leanika, Esskeetiland|
6ojix9exvro is the controller of Esskeetiland & is the man who killed Willeve355. He looks like 6ix9ine and tweets weird shit on his twitter, he also only gone onto Twitter to kill Willeve355. 6ojix9exvro also has a crush on Doopie DoOver, a known Weeaboo E-Whore who's Chris-Chan bait.
- WillBound216 - The kid who runs this country
- Kekistan - What it will never be
- Splatoon - The game this country invests in
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