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Molesting more kids than Pedobear and Jimmy Savile (allegedly speaking) combined, the motherfucker had it down to a science. Not only would he fly kids around on his plane dubbed the 'Lolita Express' so that he could play doctor with them on his own private island, he actually paid these girls to then go back home and convince their friends to let him fuck them, too! One would think that this would earn him an Over 9000-year long sentence of sharing a cell with Bubba, but instead, he only served one year in a federal country club, where he got to leave for 12 hours six days out of the week for "work release," the kind of sentence Jerry Sandusky only dreams he could have had. Too bad the "release" was only to do actual work, versus the kind of "release" he wishes he could do all over the face of some 9 year old.
He was finally re-re-re-re-rearrested in 2019 and sent straight to clink. Of course, because of all his power and wealth, he thought he would probably just weasel out of it once again with just a slap on the wrist again. What actually happened was significantly different, although it does have a slight similarity in that he was not convicted.
Jeffrey's Magical Kiddie Playhouse is home to such impeccable decor as a life-sized mannequin in a wedding dress hanging from a chandelier, an entire wall made out of glass eyeballs intended for wounded British soldiers, and an oddly prophetic mural of him in prison, surrounded by barbed wire and guard towers, but conspicuously absent of a marauding horde of angry, horny niggers eager to show a rich Jew what happens to pedophiles in prison.
As if intentionally designed to get the Qanon and Pizzagate faggots at 8chan to furiously masturbate over the implications of creepy-ass, edgelord designs that would have been considered too on-the-nose even for a fucking Saw movie, his 7-story townhouse in Jew York City would have made the perfect Halloween attraction had it not been declared a crime scene for hosting more CP than AllTheFallen.ninja and Sarah Butts' harddrives put together. Cleverly hidden on compact discs labeled 'nude girls', either the guy is an absolute fucking retard when it comes to hiding his CP stash, or he was just that confident that the Party Van would never come for him again, and if it would, he'd get off scott-free once more.
Almost instantaneously with the charges and arrest, mentions of Bill being with Kevin Spacey on Jeff's rape island were removed from the Wikipedia page while keeping a mention of him meeting Trump once years ago still there. (Clearly nothing sinister here, folks)
Similarly, the Wikipedo Jews pounced on the Epstein article straight away, deleting all mention of heeb. Their excuse?
You read that correctly. Wikipedia, where just being an American Jew is enough to get a work detail of basement-dwelling yids hammering out a 10k-word hagiography, thinks it's irrelevant to mention that Epstein is an American Jew. Never mind that TOW actually has a category that is fucking entitledwhich at the last count comprised the biographies of 2,614 American Jews.
The Lolita Express
Flight logs of the rich and famous
6 years old? Try 6 miles high!
In July of 2019, Epstein was finally V& in Jew York after some (((journalist))) in Miami did an exposé on just how many people bent over backwards to spare him from Bubba's BBC the last time he was v& for diddling little girls. Said (((journalist))) uncovered everything from a campaign of witness intimidation, sweetheart deals, a deliberate coverup of the involvement of everyone from Bill Clinton to Prince Andrew at Pedobear Island, to a claim that Epstein "belongs to intelligence."
Such arguments did not move New York prosecutors and judges. After his Fortress of Molestation was searched, an entire safe was found full of cash, diamonds, and a fake passport claiming that Epstein, a filthy kike, was a sand nigger from Saudi Arabia. Claiming that it was only because he knew what actual sand niggers think of rich Jews who molest kids, it's probably because he knows that child molestation is a time-honored tradition of Middle-Easterners, and saw sand niglets as another source of underage poon once the American well runs dry.
Whatever the case, the means and motivation to flee proved too much, and he was ordered held without bail. The only question now is whether or not Bubba will get to fuck him before he's inevitably found swinging in his cell or Tyrone shivs him to death in the cafeteria.
NYC Jail Injury and "Suicide"
The faggot was found injured in his jail cell on the 24th of July, 2019 nearly unconcious in a fetal position, attempting to imitate the age group he has an obsession with. He has been placed on a suicide watch. At the time of writing this, it is unclear if it was suicide, a hit job or someone beating the shit out of him because he's an alleged pedo. Apparently he was put on suicide watch where he would be monitored 24/7 without any tools to commit suicide, but the camera just so happened to malfunction right when he died.
Goodbye cruel world!
On 10th of August, 2019 our hero was found dead of apparent suicide in his jail cell. It's currently too early to state definitively whether or not his rich mates ordered the assassination or he was just a massive faggot and pussied out pre-trial, given he'd been up for some pretty heinous stuff in the past and walked away pretty much scot-free.
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