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two dropboxes with moar drama[edit]

Recently, two dropboxes were sent to me on twitter full of Laur-related drama. I thought this might be relevant to anyone working on this page if they're not already common knowledge. I've also rehosted these in case the dropbox goes private.

i'll just leave this here[edit]

Raziel hates his ED page.jpg

lol:ED mention[edit] Always nice to get a mention.

Laurelai daily stormer.jpg
--Boudica 23:38, 22 November 2014 (EST)

laurelia sets up pedo honeypot before 8chan-pedo hitpiece[edit]

Original tweet telling me

Just in case it gets removed: --Mantequilla (talk) 00:57, 3 January 2015 (EST)

Faked Suicide[edit]

Laurelai is currently involved in a shitload of drama after faking his own suicide. Since this article is an often used reference for people looking to explain Laurelai I will be adding a section about it soon as I do not trust anyone to not fuck it up. Link: - Phobos 23:45, 21 January 2015 (EST)

  • Oh but that's only the tip of the iceberg my dear Phobos. The full story is that people were talking about him being accused of rape so he pretended to kill himself and while people were speculating about him being dead he used sock accounts to go harass his rape victim. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 05:42, 22 January 2015 (EST)
  • Nonny (the black tranny from our forum) just got this leak for us:
Laurelai leak.jpg

Turns out it was NekoArc who ratted him out on not really killing himself. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:34, 22 January 2015 (EST)

And who do you think put a renewed spotlight on the Laurelai rape allegations back in 11 October 2014 while everyone was losing their shit over GamerGate? I'll give you a hint, it may be possible to find such records connected to this very article. Furthermore, yes, I saw the NekoArc facebook post. In fact I was one of the first people she linked it to as she is a fervent user of IRC and idles on wtfux.

- Phobos 13:09, 22 January 2015 (EST)

  • I can't get enough of this shit. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 13:21, 22 January 2015 (EST)

sex tape?[edit]

Facebook page?[edit]

Fb-favicon.png Lorelai Grünwald Luut 12:43, 29 March 2015 (EDT)

Back on plebbit?[edit]

Decide for yourself ~ Hello.jpg ~ Gaper 17:29, 4 July 2015 (EDT)


i herd this piece of shit was ruining someone's life only Last Thursday someone must know where it is

Basic bio info[edit]

What is Laurelai's natural hair and eye color? The hair coloring is like an SJW trend against the "natural" (see: Google Images and [1])?  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 23:38, 26 March 2017 (EDT)

Page makeover[edit]

Just finished this arduous job. Need another pair of eyes on one thing, though - the section titles and gallery frames are all exactly the same shade of pink (i.e., #FF1493) but FSR the gallery frames seem more sort of... purple-ish.

Is this just me, and if not then should I tone down the galleries by a shade or two, so that frames and titles *appear* to match? Or should I get a life instead? СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 15:17, 3 February 2018 (EST)

nvm, i changed the pink to #ff1488 instead, which is altogether more satisfactory for some inexplicable reason... СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg

Surplus pix[edit]

Uploaded along with all the others (from the directory Kiwi Farms plundered), but not worth putting on the page itself. СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 18:24, 11 September 2018 (UTC)

Salon des Refusés About missing Pics
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Here is every pic from Laurelai's horrid Imgur account, for maximum redundancy. (Imgur fucks with archiving attempts and it was tickling my tism.) Laurelai obviously thinks his Imgur is some kind of magic spell or some shit, because it has 13 albums. And most of those albums contain "sacred numbers" of pictures (3, 7, 13, etc, and one that contains 2*13). There are also seemingly-pointless screengrabs featuring books of magic spells and bits of conversations that contain words that hark back to old-school paganism and the like.

Haven't got the faintest fucking clue what s/he/it thinks all this will accomplish, but since Laurelai is loco in the coco, it's probably pointless trying to figure it out anyway. But I have this strange feeling that these pictures will become significant at some point in Laurelai's future.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 21:21, 12 September 2018 (UTC)

Teh Enchanted Imgur About missing Pics
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PS for anyone wondering why even a nutcase like Laurelai would be trying to use an imgur account for majickal purposes (and that is exactly what he is up to). Perhaps his thinking was inspired by Imgur's corporate slogan (below).
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 00:19, 16 September 2018 (UTC)
Imgur slogan -'the magic of the internet'.png

the Wil Wheaton thing[edit]

apparently Wil Wheaton thought he would get Twitter to ban Alex Jones by threatening to leave the site and when Twitter failed to comply with his ultimatum he moved to Mastodon (like but for trannies and leftists). upon arrival there he encountered some tranny who pulled the old bofa trick which caused poor Wil to go on a reporting spree. he found no sympathy at Mastodon due to his use (at Twitter, and perhaps Mastodon) of a large blocklist concocted by Randi Harper, and was promptly banned from Mastodon. Wil blogged about it and apparently won't return to Twitter despite Alex Jones being banned for some other reason, probably wrongthink. the weird part is that the tranny who "bofa'd" Wheaton was banned from (the main "instance") (Mastodon is decentralized, like Usenet) and joined run by Daniel Sieradski. So the perfect storm of unearned celebrity meets edgy tranny and melts at her "bofa" joke, both are banned, Wheaton goes back to blogging, and the tranny takes up at Sieradski's instance (, all due mainly to Randi Harper's blocklist and because Twitter didn't ban Alex Jones fast enough for Wheaton. we live in the best timeline imo -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 01:30, 15 September 2018 (UTC)

wat СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:34, 15 September 2018 (UTC)
• MJ2.0 (Talk) 07:38, 15 September 2018 (UTC)
i forgot to write what this all has to do with Laurelai: Laurelai then tried starting shit with the people on -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:12, 15 September 2018 (UTC)
You are a retard and the Aids has rotted your brain. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 18:17, 15 September 2018 (UTC)
IAWTC, how on earth could you remember every other detail except that one? Thanks for the link, will add it to the article. СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 18:23, 15 September 2018 (UTC)
well the blue cat is correct, i was diagnosed with AIDS dementia in 94 but in this case i blame the drugs. and the AIDS dementia. :3 -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 19:59, 15 September 2018 (UTC)
"... but on the bright side, at least I haven't got AIDS."
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 20:07, 15 September 2018 (UTC)
too many Vs I see Meepsheep :DD The best girl there ever was.png 20:48, 15 September 2018 (UTC)
nah just the exact right amount imho. :^] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 04:50, 21 September 2018 (UTC)

Deviantart may go baibai![edit]

K, so I just filed a report with Deviantart about Wesley, Laurelai or whatever his/her/it's name is. Made it clear he/she/it is a Pedophile and rapist and generally told the service agent to come look here if they need proof. The less this deluded prick is seen on the internet, the better it'll be for all of us. kthxbai. SeaweedSam (talk) 18:28, 16 September 2018 (UTC)