The Central Park Five
The Central Park Five is the name that the media gave to five totally innocent teenagers—Kharey Wise, 16; Yusef Salaam☪, 15; Antron McCray, 15; Kevin Richardson, 14; and Raymond Santana Jr., 14—who, on April 19, 1989, were going for a leisurely stroll through New York's Central Park and assaulting random people with a lead pipe when they were racially profiled by the NYPD and wrongfully arrested for the rape and attempted murder of a 28-year-old jogger named Patricia Ellen Meili who was brutally gang raped and beaten into a coma with a lead pipe on that same night. Unfortunately, Bernie Goetz was not able to get to the scene in time.
The only evidence against the five young men was the fact that they were coincidentally beating up people in the same park at the same time and with the same type of weapon that was used to beat Meili. The only other evidence was the fact that all five teenagers knew key details about the rape before the rape was even public knowledge. The only other evidence was the fact that they all fucking confessed to doing it. But, of course, it eventually turned out that all five men were at least 100 percent innocent because—over a decade later—the police finally matched some DNA evidence in the case to a convicted murderer and serial rapist named Matias Reyes, who was 18 at the time of the crime.
Since getting released on a technicality and being given $41 million bucks worth of New Yorkers' tax dollars by New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, the five now-middle-aged thugs have become involved in a hilariously one-sided bitchfight with the current President of The Jewnited States of Americunts – who they've actually tried to blame for their conviction and incarceration.
Immediately after being arrested, the five niggaz all began blabbing in the police car and referencing the rape and "murder" that they had just committed in Central Park. At this point in time, the rape wasn't public knowledge and the fact that they knew about it proved their involvement. In addition, the boys references to the "murder" proved that, at the time, they fully believed that they had just killed Trisha Meili – in fact, Meili was in such critical condition at this point that the boys were originally going to be charged with murder.
Despite all of the boys quickly admitting that they were involved, all of them decided to blame each other and attempt to downplay their involvement in the rape. The result was five drastically different stories that, naturally, each painted the person telling them as having minimal involvement in the crime.
Several days after the brutal rape, a wealthy New York philanthropist named Donald J. Trump decided to spend $85,000 of his own money to purchase full-page ads in numerous New York based magazine publications. The tl;dr ads decried the increasing violence on the streets of the big apple and requested that his fellow Jew Porkers stop being a bunch of fucking pussies and bring back the death penalty for criminals who commit murder.
—What libtards actually see when they read the ad
- - Antron's parents try to cover for him.
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